What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is digital marketing important?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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